President Obama is in Kenya on the first leg of his trip to Africa, and he’s already giving that nation some counterterrorism pointers:

Brace yourselves for this one:

Yes, Obama really said that:

That’s why al-Qaeda is “on the run” and ISIS remains “JV,” or something.

Shorter Obama to Kenya: If you like your current method of fighting terrorism, you can keep it.

“Don’t paint with a broad brush” also apparently includes Gitmo detainees.