United Airlines is experiencing computer problems that has left flights grounded. Along with that, trading the New York Stock Exchange has been halted due to a “technical issue.” To top it off, for a time, the Wall Street Journal’s homepage was inaccessible:

What to do? The solutions are obvious:

Heh.

Here’s what might end up getting the blame:

Take it away, Obama administration and Al Gore!

Perhaps there’s a simpler explanation for one of the problems: