United Airlines is experiencing computer problems that has left flights grounded. Along with that, trading the New York Stock Exchange has been halted due to a “technical issue.” To top it off, for a time, the Wall Street Journal’s homepage was inaccessible:
What to do? The solutions are obvious:
Here’s what might end up getting the blame:
Take it away, Obama administration and Al Gore!
Perhaps there’s a simpler explanation for one of the problems: