Former NFL wide receiver Plaxico Burress faces jail time after being indicted for failure to pay taxes in New Jersey:

Burress is charged in New Jersey with intentionally attempting to avoid paying over $47,000 in taxes — what some might consider small change:

Maybe Burress should start here:

Or maybe any number of other tax hypocrites with shows on MSNBC could help.

Charles Rangel might be able to be of assistance as well.