Warning: Make sure you haven’t taken a big swig of your beverage of choice before reading this:

They assumed the article would make people laugh, so at least good judgment was displayed on that level. #Progress.

Hillary Clinton will champion campaign finance reform, but there’s just one thing she’s got to do before that:

First things first!

Everybody point and laugh:

Obligatory:

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