Hillary Clinton’s “Mystery Machine” road trip is now in Iowa, and her appearances are being kept so small and manageable that they could be held in medium-sized closets, or expansive warehouses with tight security at the door:

Ha! The “Mystery Machine” probably has as many seats. And how many of those 16 chairs will be filled by people not affiliated with Hillary’s campaign in any way who have challenging, non-scripted questions for the candidate?

Uh huh.

Or running, for that matter.