America will soon have to get used to going without incredibly profound Ebola updates.

Longtime Democratic political operative Ronald Klain, who President Obama named “Ebola czar” in spite of having no particular qualifications for that role, will reportedly step down from doing … whatever it is he did:

Upon hearing the news, many were curious about one thing:

The White House will undoubtedly be as transparent about Klain’s compensation as they are about everything else.