DNC's painfully lame #GOPTrickOrTreat stand-up routine heckled with truth-snark

Tomorrow is Halloween, so we’ve been thinking about what trick or treating at the GOP's house would be like. Follow along: #GOPTrickOrTreat

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) October 30, 2014

Pro tip: Trick or treat early at a Republican's house. They like to shut things down #GOPTrickOrTreat pic.twitter.com/aqaLb5UP4A

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) October 30, 2014

Attention GOP candidates: the Koch house is giving out 100 Grands! #GOPTrickOrTreat

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) October 30, 2014

Thanks to the GOP House for the everlasting job-stoppers #GOPTrickOrTreat

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) October 30, 2014

A reminder from the GOP: Don't go trick or treating without this: #GOPTrickOrTreat pic.twitter.com/BC4kC0Li2J

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) October 30, 2014

No Mike and Ikes at the GOP's house — they don't believe in marriage equality. #GOPTrickOrTreat

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) October 30, 2014

You will definitely get plenty of Whoppers when you #GOPTrickOrTreat

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) October 30, 2014

.@TheDemocrats Did you crib these jokes from Highlights magazine? #SweetMercy #GOPTrickOrTreat

— jon gabriel (@exjon) October 30, 2014

#BorowitzJokes RT @TheDemocrats: Attention GOP candidates: the Koch house is giving out 100 Grands! #GOPTrickOrTreat

— The Real Bepo (D) (@TheRealBepo) October 30, 2014

Lamest tweet ever. RT @TheDemocrats: You will definitely get plenty of Whoppers when you #GOPTrickOrTreat

— Blaknsam (@Blaknsam) October 30, 2014

.@thedemocrats thanks for the tip! Don't forget your voter ID cards: pic.twitter.com/xTyZ64eRRf

— Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) October 30, 2014

#DemTrickorTreat if you like your plan you can keep your plan @TheDemocrats <it's a trick>

— ComfyPaws™ (@ComfyPaws) October 30, 2014

When @TheDemocrats stop handing this out, I'll stop #GOPTrickOrTreat'ing pic.twitter.com/YquC9nHuIb

— JaSchrein (@jaschrein) October 30, 2014

By means of superficial analysis, we've uncovered the barely hidden message behind the latest ploy by @TheDemocrats pic.twitter.com/mmqu3ni8lk

— D.W.Robinson (@_DWRobinson) October 30, 2014

"If you like your candy, you can keep your candy" @TheDemocrats

— D.W.Robinson (@_DWRobinson) October 30, 2014

@_DWRobinson @TheDemocrats "Come and get your Democrat candy, kids!" pic.twitter.com/NgeVqiqVPR

— Dan (@Apocalypse451) October 30, 2014

I probably can't #GOPTrickOrTreat because @TheDemocrats cancelled my kids' health insurance & we can't take the personal risk.

— JaSchrein (@jaschrein) October 30, 2014

If Dracula can get an ID, how hard can it really be? @TheDemocrats https://t.co/HFxmugPkjP

— Mrs. Jamie Right (@RightIsTheWay) October 30, 2014

@TheDemocrats Every word out of @BarackObama's mouth is a whopper, including "and" and "the."

— Bernie Gilbert (@Bernie_Gilbert) October 30, 2014

@TheDemocrats Whopper: "If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan."

— Bernie Gilbert (@Bernie_Gilbert) October 30, 2014

@TheDemocrats Whopper: Not a smidgen of corruption at the IRS.

— Bernie Gilbert (@Bernie_Gilbert) October 30, 2014

@exjon @TheDemocrats They stole them from someone. I saw this after the election two years ago. pic.twitter.com/febsa9QHMO

— Chase D. Troutner (@Captain_Strongo) October 30, 2014

Seems legit. A dead Democrat voter. RT@TheDemocrats A reminder from the GOP: Don't go trick or treating without this: pic.twitter.com/a8gX6PjH5K

— Let It Burn (@Willadamus) October 30, 2014

@TheDemocrats Everybody loves vampires. Hey Democrats, this fell out of your pocket. pic.twitter.com/VMqMh3VEjz

— DCinAZ (@DCinAZ) October 30, 2014