GROAN! Sally Kohn's reason Eric Holder won't be moving to Salem, Mass., is hack-tastic

As Twitchy reported, Attorney General Eric Holder will be stepping down, leaving a vacancy in the “Department of Scandal.”

What’s next for Holder? Sally Kohn knows where Holder won’t be going, and this should be accompanied by the most pathetic “rim shot” ever:

After stepping down, Eric Holder has ruled out moving to Salem because he’s tired of witch hunts.

— Sally Kohn (@sallykohn) September 25, 2014

“Not a smidgen of corruption” across the board!

https://twitter.com/RyanBLeslie/status/515170165915275264

@sallykohn you had so much potential! why did you settle for carrying water for this admin??

— kira davidovich ? (@kirad6) September 25, 2014

https://twitter.com/jtinfo/status/515158396895371265

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