'Phone that works at 3 am': President 'Mom Jeans' turning 53 brings on #ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas

As the DNC has reminded everyone, today is President Obama’s 53rd birthday.

Looking for gift ideas? These Twitter users have you covered using a hashtag suggested by @TheMorningSpew:

#ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas A new Puppy! I am sure he is starving after all the golf. 🙂

— Artist_Angie: Sensei of Sarcasm (@Artist_Angie) August 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/496312768967237632

#ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas A Hawaiian Beach Vacay …Oh wait

— SOcean ?? (@SOcean5) August 4, 2014

A "You Didn't Build That Bear" #ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas pic.twitter.com/4sz1Rwgkpa

— 4th-Party Pol (@PointlessPol) August 4, 2014

#ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas pic.twitter.com/c4lkeanNbA

— ???? (@thesejoyousdays) August 4, 2014

#ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas pic.twitter.com/yWOsKczej7

— ???? (@thesejoyousdays) August 4, 2014

A pen with no ink. #ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas

— Dana Waller Harris (@DanaSomething) August 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/FutureMadamPres/status/496320187797635072
https://twitter.com/Shaughn_A/status/496309055309492225

A boxed set of all of Reagan's speeches.#ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas

— penelope210 (@penelopesire) August 4, 2014

Off! #ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas pic.twitter.com/VyVTzer7Cg

— 4th-Party Pol (@PointlessPol) August 4, 2014

#ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas Cure for pathological narcissism

— (((Hugh Briss))) (@_HughBris) August 4, 2014

#ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas pic.twitter.com/TdehEZ8aFy

— ✭ The Fabulous Tee ✭ (@TeeDee1) August 4, 2014

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#ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas

An autographed copy of Rules For Radicals..

— Just Norm (@1Kishka) August 4, 2014

#ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas A pink slip

— (((Hugh Briss))) (@_HughBris) August 4, 2014

#ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas A tour of our "secure border", as seen by Texas ranchers and Border Patrol.

— Leslie (@vamplita) August 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/Patriot_Musket/status/496310445536333826
https://twitter.com/Imaumbn/status/496311200137768961

#ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas A fake Nobel Peace Prize. Oh, wait…

— SheLooksJustLikeYouJohn (@AsilisArt) August 4, 2014

#ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas A gift certificate for non-stop golf, vacations & fundraisers w/rich Democrats. Oh, wait…

— SheLooksJustLikeYouJohn (@AsilisArt) August 4, 2014

#ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas mom shirts to go with his mom jeans.

— The Patriot Messenger (@PatriotMessage) August 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/BowTie_Politics/status/496313870005596160

This one goes without saying:

Mom jeans, duh#ObamaBirthdayGiftIdeas pic.twitter.com/Ozc7Ajatas

— ?? The?FOO ?? (@PolitiBunny) August 4, 2014