Seeking to encourage more private sector companies to provide and encourage paid family leave for their employees, the U.S. Department of Labor announced an “investment” in a study:

Why spend money on “research” when everybody knows what the findings will be?

As for “investing,” well, everybody knows what that means:

Uh huh.

No “research” spending required, because Joe Biden already seems to have it figured out:

Biden bases that on all his years spent running corporations, or something.

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