In Philadelphia, a “Ready for Hillary” campaign bus experienced a mechanical problem today:
The ready for Hillary bus has been stuck in Philly for over an hour. The back jack won't go up
— Ben Terris (@bterris) June 13, 2014
"Obviously the bus isn't ready" says a guy walking past as Ready for Hillary staffers crawl under bus try and fix it pic.twitter.com/Ogdr8PM9rb
— Ben Terris (@bterris) June 13, 2014
Metaphor of the week?
Ready for Hillary bus breaks down, hipster staffers have to crawl underneath and try fix it. For updates: @bterris pic.twitter.com/0ZzwccMIls
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) June 13, 2014
@bennyjohnson @AndrewStilesUSA @bterris Something tells me that band of "pajama boys" will be calling a local mechanic soon.
— Tim Kelley (@timkelley1521) June 13, 2014
Not a parody: Hillary staffers try to locate bus motor pic.twitter.com/e9FY01QgHY
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 13, 2014
"Right now everything is fixed. The captain has put on the fasten seatbelt sign" Eric Jeng- Ready for Hillary staffer and today: mechanic
— Ben Terris (@bterris) June 13, 2014
Even though the bus is back on the road, repair suggestions continue to roll in so if this happens again, they’ll know how to fix it, Hillary-style:
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Distribute a 12-point position paper explaining how the bus is not actually broken.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 13, 2014
Call a limo for Hillary, and have her staff hitchhike. #HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) June 13, 2014
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus A bipartisan coalition.
— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) June 13, 2014
"Don't just stand there…go get some glue!" #HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus pic.twitter.com/r10SLUgwxr
— Chris gladrock (@chrisgladrock) June 13, 2014
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Slam fist on desk, declare "What difference, at this point, does it make?!
— Rich Ratay (@RichRatay) June 13, 2014
Declare it a last-minute adjustment to try to reduce the bus's carbon footprint. @iowahawkblog #HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus
— Apostle To Morons (@Rand_Simberg) June 13, 2014
#HowtoFixHillarysCampaignBus Crawl on under there and hit that big red "Reset" button.
— AW (@AdoubleU17) June 13, 2014
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Don't fix it. Blame the breakdown on lack of funding then order 20 exact replacements. @iowahawkblog
— Death by Meeting (@StmblngBlockhed) June 13, 2014
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Talk about how the bus endured Bosnian sniper fire.
— Calvinball2016 (@MWBRI) June 13, 2014
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Create Hashtag #WeWantourBusBack
— DelegAce (@Bearclaw24) June 13, 2014
@iowahawkblog Announce the creation of new position – 'Bus Repair Czar' . #HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus
— Brad Spieth (@bradspieth) June 13, 2014
You can't expect Hillary to know #HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus she's not a mechanical expert
— Usuallyrite (@usuallyrite) June 13, 2014
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Call AAA and tell them to stand down. Hey, it worked in Beng..oh, wait…
— Chris McKeever (@TheRealMcKeever) June 13, 2014
Get a rogue Cincinnati employee to call in a favor to #IRS headquarters to send help. #HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus
— Carla (@LibertyBelleCJL) June 13, 2014
@iowahawkblog #HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Stand by its side, regardless of how many others ride on it.
— Josh Schauer (@JoshSchauer1) June 13, 2014
Don't fix it. Just blame it on an awful internet video that the U.S. had absolutely NOTHING to do with. #HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus
— Carla (@LibertyBelleCJL) June 13, 2014
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Loudly blame a vast right-wing conspiracy.Then call Terry McAuliffe and tell him to buy you a new bus.
— Mrs. BACCV (@BACCV) June 13, 2014
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Blather about the bus' non-existent accomplishments.
— Calvinball2016 (@MWBRI) June 13, 2014
.#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Have @TVietor08 call his mom and ask what to do.
— DelegAce (@Bearclaw24) June 13, 2014
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus A UN Security Council Resolution
— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) June 13, 2014
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus – At this point, What difference does it make?
— BwBarrnone (@BwBarrnone) June 13, 2014
Nothing like a little bipartisan cooperation to get a problem fixed!
