California State Senate candidate Sandra Fluke is offering a fellowship position to help her spread “progressive values”:

Many believe that “putting progressive values to work” is either part of the problem, an oxymoron, or a little of both:

Fluke’s listing mentions nothing of pay in return for working to spread “progressive values,” just a couple of which are lobbying for a national minimum wage of $10.10 and demanding employer-provided “free” birth control.

Fluke’s fellowship would offer at least that much, right? Unless “hypocrisy” is a “progressive value”:

Fluke received a generous offer to live among true “progressive values”:

Not. A. Chance.