New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio was booed rather loudly today as he threw out the first pitch at Mets game against the Washington Nationals.

How could the mayor make sure such an embarrassing spectacle never happens again and NYC can “work as one city” as de Blasio has envisioned? Drew Carey had a simple suggestion: Pretend boo-birds are horse-drawn carriages:


Possibly even more effective than outlawing: Tax it.