CNN short timer Piers Morgan has challenged his archenemy, “Top Gear” host Jeremy Clarkson, to a charity fight:

Very “Ivan Drago,” Musket.

Did “if he dies, he dies” come from the same Piers Morgan who’s always denouncing violent rhetoric?

Morgan later agreed to higher stakes:

So, is it on?

Unlike Morgan’s soon to be former show on CNN, there could actually be an audience for this fight, and the consensus seems to be a Morgan loss:

Clarkson has yet to respond to Morgan’s challenge.

Update: Shortly after we posted this, Clarkson did respond. Sorry, Piers:



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