The furnace at the home of Mother Jones’ David Corn apparently doesn’t run on spinach or electricity generated from a giant wind turbine over the living room. The liberal reporter, who is a big fan of tight caps on fossil fuel emissions, is losing patience because a winter storm is worsening, and he’s waiting for a delivery of ::gulp:: oil!

Corn can rest easy, because the oil (“Satan’s power source” according to some of his friends) is on the way.

Burn away! However, according to the latest trend in global warming alarmism, the increase in heat caused by the greenhouse gases as the result of heating Corn’s home might only cause more severe cold, ice and snow. Better deliver a double order, PetroHome.