No, Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee is not worried about desserts. She’s upset about “food deserts,” i.e., “under-served” places nobody in their right mind would open a grocery store because the area is in final stages of liberal policy cancer. Jackson Lee wants to throw taxpayer dollars behind “investing” in stores in certain areas because no rational private person would do the same.

What could go wrong?

Editor’s note: In an earlier version of this post’s title, there was a typo in Sheila Jackson Lee’s name. Twitchy regrets the error.