Red Alert Politics reports that a fundraising email from the office of Rep. Alan Grayson offered “friends with benefits” access to the congressman. Visit Red Alert for the creepy screenshot.

We couldn’t find any takers, but in all honesty our stomachs weren’t strong enough to spend very much time looking.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with links to Red Alert Politics, the site that first brought us Grayson’s shudder-worthy email.