Make sure to have your barf bags at the ready, everybody:

Ugh!

And what’s with the forty million number? Maybe they’re finally including people who are losing their policies because of Obamacare.

Victims of Obamacare, President Obama will not abandon you! Even if you want to be abandoned at this point:

https://twitter.com/gatesoftroy1/status/401084803497222144

The least likely scenario going forward: