In words the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee might understand, if you like your novice Photoshop, you can keep your novice Photoshop:

Considering what’s been going on with Obamacare not to mention the president’s approval rating, the Dems mocking others with “Titanic” references seems to be an engraved invitation begging karma to do its stuff.

An idea for a Photoshop response was born:

The wheels put into motion:

And the final product revealed:

Nice! Impressive turnaround time too.