Yesterday, Sen. Dick Durbin (D-espicable) claimed that a GOP leader, during a meeting with Obama, told the president to his face that he “cannot even stand to look at you.” Durbin wasn’t even at the meeting, and the story was denied by the GOP and the White House.

Who would have handed Durbin such a lie to peddle? You might have guessed it already:

Harry Reid? What. A. Surprise.

But we’re certain Reid’s telling the truth about everything else (pause for laughter).