Is there enough room on the card to write “Hillary’s birthday: What difference does it make?” Asking for a friend.

Hillary’s admirers can submit their names, but if they want a piece of cake, it’s going to cost them:

Not everybody is signing the card.

Indeed:

https://twitter.com/mcbyrne/status/392363331035480064

Retire? Nevah!

Here’s the best part: While raising cash off the birthday of a person who isn’t a declared candidate for any office, the DCCC is tweeting that they’ve been raking in money because of the GOP’s “antics”:

That, and birthdays.