Pictured above: Everyone who successfully created an account at HealthCare.gov on their first try and/or believes the Obamacare launch went off without a hitch.
- 'CNN's owner speaks': After Ron DeSantis hurts Brian Stelter's feelings, Nick Sandmann stops by to finish the job
- Spot the FED! Glenn Greenwald highlights 'mysterious not-yet-indicted Ray Epps' who was caught on video inciting Capitol breach on Jan 6
- Woke AF: Deadspin says that 'Kyrie Irving and Dave Chappelle are being used as 'pawns' on a white chessboard' (whatever the hell that is)