Well, the simple answer is “she wasn’t.”

The parody site The Onion recently ran a fake story about a supposed interview with Michelle Obama in Marie Claire magazine where the First Lady opened up way too much.

The Onion has been around so long you might think that nobody could mistake their stories for real life, and you’d be wrong.

https://twitter.com/Jules_Marie26/status/388103843202228224


https://twitter.com/Jamie_Ferrris/status/388099837969072128
https://twitter.com/HilSug/status/388098090823327744
https://twitter.com/sugarplumlirry/status/388093268090945536
https://twitter.com/rinnyssance/status/388093213967671296


https://twitter.com/shirleyzhang_/status/388090055366946816

At last, somebody had an important question:

Yes, and thanks for asking!