Well, the simple answer is “she wasn’t.”
The parody site The Onion recently ran a fake story about a supposed interview with Michelle Obama in Marie Claire magazine where the First Lady opened up way too much.
The Onion has been around so long you might think that nobody could mistake their stories for real life, and you’d be wrong.
The government may be shut down. … But apparently the Commander in Chief and the First Lady are not "shut… http://t.co/K244t0AH0g
— Aaron Brown (@BrowntownAb) October 10, 2013
Only in America: "Michelle Obama Opens Up In ‘Marie Claire’: ‘Our Sex Life Has Never Been More Open, More Experimental, More Generous’
— Dharmadji5 (@Dharmadji5) October 10, 2013
Omg the Obamas are FREAKS! I just read what Michelle told Marie Claire about their sex life. Obama is 100xs more attractive now.
— X R (@mrxavierandres) October 9, 2013
— Will (@WillMJordan) October 10, 2013
michelle obama has admitted to having sex in the oval office. rt if u cry
— Madi (@madi_jaffy) October 9, 2013
@NemoWHAT right after that happened Michelle Obama spoke about her sex life in a amagazine and said its amazing…so idk wats going on……
— Sohail (@SohailBuddy) October 10, 2013
At last, somebody had an important question:
— Unequivocal Focus♌ (@iadmireureffort) October 10, 2013
Yes, and thanks for asking!