HealthCare.gov has been plagued by problem after problem after problem:

As a result, the Obama administration is now recommending the old fashioned way:

Use your ObamaPhone, or any phone for that matter:

Hopefully Obamacare covers runaround-induced exhaustion:

Kept you busy for a while though, right?

People using the phone to sign up for Obamacare can possibly expect an experience similar to this:

Classic!