What an inconvenience!
As the shutdown deadline approaches, some tweeters are speculating about what to expect #IfGovernmentShutsDown:
#ifgovernmentshutsdown I can't wait to tear the tags off my mattress.
— JK (@heisjuicy) September 30, 2013
#ifgovernmentshutsdown I will stand on the top step of my 6' ladder and shamelessly mock OSHA regulators
— Ray, Ok Boomer (@Benrayco) September 30, 2013
#ifgovernmentshutsdown my unborn Children will still owe over 50,000 dollars of DEBT
— Resident of Gulag NewYork (@Ptab01) September 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/TCRyanTulsa/status/384664764531478528
https://twitter.com/PenGuinnBlog/status/384662830017810433
#ifgovernmentshutsdown Jay Carney's daily appearance will be replaced by Miley Cyrus twerking
— ? Darth Kitteh (@eloracnasus) September 30, 2013
#ifgovernmentshutsdown who will produce unfunny Star Trek parody videos?
— Razor (@hale_razor) September 30, 2013
More:
#ifgovernmentshutsdown Sandra Fluke forced to spend $8.95 at Walgreens
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 30, 2013
#ifgovernmentshutsdown strip club ATMs no longer accept EBT cards; results in lower income for single moms
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/Agent_Orange76/status/384718312871325697
#IfGovernmentShutsDown who's going to write cowboy poetry?
— Aaron (@a_ryan88) September 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/Agent_Orange76/status/384736965142511616
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#ifgovernmentshutsdown unregulated children's lemonade stands may proliferate!
— ❌John Johnson – American Patriot?? (@Onelifetogive) September 30, 2013
Regular shipments of American guns to Mexican drug cartels will be disrupted. #ifgovernmentshutsdown
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) September 30, 2013
#ifgovernmentshutsdown The American people will experience profound loneliness without intrusion of #NSA #IRS.
— Donna Driscoll (@GOPGranny) September 30, 2013
#ifgovernmentshutsdown who will fondle people at the airport? #GovtShutdown
— ❌John Johnson – American Patriot?? (@Onelifetogive) September 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/DANEgerus/status/384739312635371520
Finally, an argument against further centralization:
#IfGovernmentShutsDown, state and local govts will continue providing all of the #Constitutional functions they always have.
— Shelby County AL GOP ?? (@ShelbyCountyGOP) September 30, 2013
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