Dennis Rodman, America’s most reliable source for North Korea news, has returned from his most recent visit with Kim Jong Un, and he and quickly teased an announcement.

Speculation ensued:

https://twitter.com/FreshJatt_JK/status/376890875864813568

If Rodman plans to share this news, everybody already knows, because he’s the one who spilled the beans:

We share this sentiment:

As awesome as that might have been, it’s not to be:

Not “Rodman”? Damn!