Dennis Rodman, America’s most reliable source for North Korea news, has returned from his most recent visit with Kim Jong Un, and he and quickly teased an announcement.
@dennisrodman Will it have anything to do with Kenneth Bae?
— Paul Szoldra (@PaulSzoldra) September 9, 2013
If Rodman plans to share this news, everybody already knows, because he’s the one who spilled the beans:
North Korea's leader has a baby daughter – Rodman http://t.co/jpo2lNkhQ2
— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) September 9, 2013
there's apparently a direct line between getting drafted for NBA, cross-dressing in a bridal gown, & announcing the new heir to North Korea
— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) September 9, 2013
We share this sentiment:
@Reuters i honestly thought that you were saying they named the baby Rodman. Now i'm disappointed.
— Geoff Vincent (@zen_hound) September 9, 2013
As awesome as that might have been, it’s not to be:
— justin mccurry (@justinmccurry) September 9, 2013
Not “Rodman”? Damn!