It’s come to light that the “thug” friend Newark mayor and U.S. Senate candidate Cory Booker has spoken of on the campaign trail is imaginary.

Texas Rep. Steve Stockman, one of the funniest tweeters in Congress, offered some facts about T-Bone you might not have known:

Rep. Stockman hopes the latest news about Booker doesn’t cost T-Bone his job:

Ha! Well played, Rep. Stockman.



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