The only thing we’re certain that Slate was trying to accomplish with a recent article was to put the click-trolling on overdrive:

Maybe “if you send your kids to private school, you are Hitler” would have been less lazy.

Here’s the full actual headline:

Is that from some of the same folks who might otherwise decry blanket statements about entire groups of people? Well, whatever, a click is a click.

Much deserved mockery ensued:

If you don’t want to deliver the click that Slate all but begs for in that headline, here’s an adequate summary of the article:

We’ll close it out with a pearl of wisdom:

Excellent advice. And so we move on.