Now that is sad, but it was just the tip of the iceberg of tears once #SadGoogleSearches got rolling:
#SadGoogleSearches Impress son with haircut
— Richard Pictures (@doctorveritas) August 14, 2013
The floodgates of heartbreak and pity had opened:
#sadgooglesearches Rodeo Clown Sensitivity Training
— Jackie Wellfonder (@Wellfonder) August 15, 2013
how to get gravy stains out of a wedding dress i bought for myself even though i'm not engaged #sadgooglesearches
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) August 15, 2013
" How do I get on Maury" #sadgooglesearches
— Rob.D (@Rob_Diesel3) August 15, 2013
#SadGoogleSearches http://t.co/18m6apy4vn
— Ross Geller (@FunRossGeller) August 15, 2013
"mitch mcconnell hot" #sadgooglesearches
— Luke Brinker (@LukeBrinker) August 15, 2013
#sadgooglesearches pic.twitter.com/C7bOKCVyje
— Ronold Weesly (@RonoldWeesly) August 15, 2013
https://twitter.com/MookieCartel/status/368071978428542976
https://twitter.com/tastefactory/status/367746667274977280
#sadgooglesearches How to remove skin tags with Coca-Cola
— Karen Miller (@maya_dancer) August 14, 2013
How many superbowls have the Eagles won? #sadgooglesearches
— FunnyAsNFL (@FunnyAsNFL) August 15, 2013
#sadgooglesearches how many calories are burned while twerking
— brandogdog⚡ (@BcCortez) August 15, 2013
How do I hook up w Anthony Weiner/Carlos Danger? #sadgooglesearches
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) August 14, 2013
What bars are open Christmas morning? #sadgooglesearches
— Bobby McGillicuty (@JoeyMillerTime) August 15, 2013
#SadGoogleSearches why wont grandpa wake up
— lawblob (@lawblob) August 14, 2013
#SadGoogleSearches yearbook photoshopping service
— General von Mills (@Bosko_DePompo) August 14, 2013
This last one has probably been asked by somebody at the Department of Energy on multiple occasions:
https://twitter.com/YoungNobler/status/368072364124147714