Ha! The “all clear” has been issued at MSNBC HQ. The same thing happened last week to an amoeba that survived on ratings increases.
Tweeters mourned the little amoeba that couldn’t find any grey matter at the Lean Forward buffet:
@SteveWorks4You poor little fellow I think we should give a proper burial
— Robert Orme (@OrmeRobert) August 14, 2013
@SteveWorks4You I'll be sure to light a candle for its soul. The fact that it had 2 go 2 MSNBC meant it suffered before death
— Sandra Jane (@janevonmises) August 14, 2013
If the brain-eating amoeba wouldn’t have starved at MSNBC it probably would have eventually been crushed by the 800-pound amoeba that feeds on Obama-induced leg thrills.