Judging from the attendance levels at some Obamacare propaganda events around the country, it’s clear that the Obama administration and Organizing for Action are going to have to sweeten the deal to generate more buzz and get people to show up to subsequent meetings. That’s where #ObamacarePublicityStunts should come in handy.
Here are suggestions that should get the turnstiles moving at future Obamacare events:
Harry Reid will jump 8 sequester-disabled ambulances on an algae powered motorcycle!
— Dawn (@aurora_g96) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts
Celebrity Death Panels— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts
Win a 12 month FASTPASS™ emergency room ticket to avoid the lines.— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts
Powerball cash winnings replaced with emergency room vouchers— Mr Breeze (@Rem870P) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts It's mandatory to show up & do some kind of stunt or you'll get a $2500 fine
— MAST (@PuroPincheLeeds) August 5, 2013
#Obamacarepublicitystunts Buy nothing, get everything free promotion
— EagleGraphs (@EagleGraphs) August 5, 2013
#Obamacarepublicitystunts Yes-We-Cannons that fire contraceptives into the crowd
— EagleGraphs (@EagleGraphs) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts Free colonoscopies at your next #IRS audit
— Bryan R.. (@youthpastorbry) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts
If you liked your job, you get to keep it, minus 20 hours a week.— ن Deb ن (@deblessings) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts
.@OFA enters your name in a Lottery for a chance to win a third part-time job. #P2 <— ن Deb ن (@deblessings) August 5, 2013
Free Kool Aid for the first million subscribers.
— _AG_ (@ag_texas) August 5, 2013
One free hernia exam by the pharmacist of your choice with each enrollment.
— _AG_ (@ag_texas) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts "How to have fun w your 11 extra hours" booklets for workers whose hours were cut from 40 to 29 bc of #Obamacare
— EagleGraphs (@EagleGraphs) August 5, 2013
#ObamacarePublicityStunts Supporters of the law will be made Honorary Neurosurgeons.
— Rebel Yankee (@YankReb69) August 5, 2013
One last suggestion:
#ObamacarePublicityStunts Have people who'll never have to use Obamacare tell us how good it is @Shaughn_A @CandiLissa @ag_texas @GOPBunny
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) August 5, 2013
That means we’d be hearing more from Congress and the Hollywood elite.
