There was a guest host filling in for Chris Matthews on Hardball, so Eliot Spitzer was not asked how awesome he thinks Obama is on a scale of 9.9 to 10. However, Spitzer was asked if he thinks prostitution should be legal. His answer: “I’m not the right person to ask.” Actually we think he’s the perfect person to ask.

We’ve never seen anybody who wanted to be a New York City comptroller that badly.