Bam!

As Twitchy has reported, Egyptian protesters continue to take to the streets by the millions.

Ace of Spades has noticed a distinct lack of U.S. mainstream media curiosity about what’s going on in Egypt:

With that in mind, Ace decided to perform a valuable service for the Egyptian protesters by informing them about what they need to do in order to draw more attention from the American press:

Ha!

Ace then went on to get to the bottom of what caused the protest, U.S. State Department style:

The State Department’s Monday morning press release has just been undercut.