It’s sad but true. Aaron Hernandez of the New England Patriots has been arrested and charged with murder, and Twitter has been lighting up with people who think the only thing Hernandez should be found guilty of is for being sexy in the first degree:
Aaron Hernandez is still hot
— Cj ❃ (@CjBabexox) June 27, 2013
Aaron Hernandez is an idiot..but still hot af ?
— ashleybraman (@ashley_braman) June 27, 2013
All these pictures of Aaron Hernandez just reminding me how fine he is ?
— Elena (@EhLenUh) June 27, 2013
Aaron Hernandez is hot af damn
— Shannon Siebert (@Shann_O) June 27, 2013
Aaron Hernandez looks fine as hell on the news
— Gabrielle Sousa (@gabbsousa) June 26, 2013
Aaron Hernandez is sexy as fuck. He can come to jail at my house.
— Danisha Carter (@DanishaCarter4) June 27, 2013
We had no idea there was a certain level of physical appearance that could prevent somebody from being sent to prison, but one tweeter seems to think that’s the case:
Okay, @AaronHernandez is too good looking to be in jail..
— drizzy jen. (@xjenn44) June 27, 2013
It’s unlikely that Hernandez’ attorney will try using this argument, but then again, that would depend on how many of the above tweeters are on the jury.