President Obama’s spokesman Jay Carney was back in his usual spit-take inducing form today, which is to laughably pretend that we’re living in a world where 2008’s promises have all been fulfilled. One of those Obama promises was to bring historic and sweeping levels of transparency to D.C. According to Carney, mission accomplished:
Judging from the subsequent laughter, either Carney told another hilarious whopper or there was a nitrous oxide leak on Twitter:
"I think the president’s record on transparency is broad and significant," said Jay Carney, as I died laughing.
— Andrew Blake (@apblake) June 10, 2013
— Texbarb (@texbarb) June 10, 2013
Jay Carney actually just said, "I think the President's record on transparency is broad and significant" gimme a minute till I stop laughing
— True Tourtillott (@DamnTrue) June 10, 2013
You laughed. Admit it. "@jamiedupree: Carney on Obama and intel efforts: "The President's record on transparency is broad and significant"
— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) June 10, 2013
[Details redacted] RT @StevenErtelt: LOL Carney: "The president's record on transparency is broad and significant."
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) June 10, 2013
Maybe in Bizarro World. RT @KatiePavlich: "I think the President's record on transparency is broad and significant" -Carney
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) June 10, 2013
“The president’s record on transparency is broad and significant.” ~ Jay Carney. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
— Electric Bassic (@electricbassic) June 10, 2013
I agree; you can see right through these people: Jay Carney: Obama's Transparency Record is Broad and Significant http://t.co/vQEmqoWskV
— FredZeppelin (@FredZeppelin12) June 10, 2013
“@charliespiering: Jay Carney: Obama's record on transparency is "broad and significant"” Snowden's record much broader, and he's new at it.
— D'Pen (@gr8tale) June 10, 2013
What’s a circus without a clown?