“Shorter Obama” is trending high at the moment:
And for good reason. Many people were too busy to listen to President Obama’s full remarks about the NSA controversy. Fortunately for them, Twitter had their backs and condensed Obama’s remarks down to more digestible 140 character-or-fewer bite size pieces so everybody can know what the president said without having to wade through the entire address:
Shorter Obama: You caught me, I'm full of sh*t. Bush was right.
— Burn, Democrat-Run Cities, Burn! (@NolteNC) June 7, 2013
(Shorter Obama) #tcot RT @Fector Obama: "I welcome this debate. Shut up."
— Accuracy In Media (@AccuracyInMedia) June 7, 2013
Shorter #Obama one question presser today – nothing to see here, move along #caring
— Marc T Grove (@MarcTGroveSr) June 7, 2013
Shorter Obama Don't blame me. I'm just a figurehead with no duties other than campaigning and golf.
— ???MAMADOXIE??? (@Mamadoxie) June 7, 2013
Shorter Obama "Well… at least I am not as much of a Dufus as Biden is!"
— Blake Hall in Texas (@blakehalltexas) June 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/LisainDallas/status/343047189129490432
https://twitter.com/jimmiebjr/status/343041463648657408
Shorter Obama: it was congress.No it was the sequester.No it was bush no it was the republican.No it was Rush.No it was the tea party NOT ME
— ?❌TerroristWhiteMan (@signioresal12) June 7, 2013
Shorter Obama: Stop complaining and submit.
— Jim Lakely (@jlakely) June 7, 2013
Shorter Obama: I welcome debate about the stuff you're not supposed to know about. #despair
— Evan McMurry (@evanmcmurry) June 7, 2013
Shorter Obama: We need these programs in place to fight a war on terror I declared over months ago. #tcot #p2 #fb
— Torrey M. Spears ?? (@torreymspears) June 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/Ranger1325/status/343039505240035328
Shorter Obama: All your terabytes, are belong to us.
— DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) June 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/Ranger1325/status/343039505240035328
Shorter Obama: We are currently monitoring all.. uh… 57 states.
— Cat (@catlaugh12) June 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/GiordanoMatthew/status/343042197207277569
https://twitter.com/jimmiebjr/status/343040907941126144
Shorter Obama on #NSA and #PRISM – blame Bush, Congress, and Judges, not me
— Jen's Ri (@texasmcmanus) June 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/emgtay/status/343036270848667648
https://twitter.com/moorehn/status/343041747519164417
The “shorter Obama” trend wasn’t amusing to everybody:
Follow the "Shorter Obama" Twitter trend and behold the clamoring pinheads who have already forgotten how FUCKING AWFUL George Bush was.
— aspexit ????? (@aspexit) June 7, 2013
Wasn’t the whole point of electing Obama so that everybody who hated Bush would have forgotten about all the things they didn’t like about him by now (snooping, drones, Gitmo)? Maybe the real source of frustration is that Obama won’t let them forget … and then some.
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