Some mysteries survive the centuries and usually the strange observable truths about men and women remain hidden. One brave woman, however, has ventured into the darkness to ask a single, maddening question of humanity: Why do men back into parking spots?
Why do men love backing into parking spots so much??— Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 (@ChrissieMayr) October 2, 2023
Idk but if your battery ever dies, that sure does make things easier. https://t.co/azHZBc2tEM— Caroline (@carolinecwilder) October 2, 2023
I am incapable of parking without backing into a spot. What does this mean about me https://t.co/tYGDq0yQCq— Carli (@carli_us) October 2, 2023
It's pretty obvious: the getaway is real easy. It's more important when you have big vehicles like trucks too (which I don't drive). https://t.co/Zn0gHiDbHU— Scuvy Bob (@ScuvyBob) October 2, 2023
Bc men like to be prepared https://t.co/c2pD6J9ubj— 🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴 (@JoshLekach) October 2, 2023
Because we know it's far more dangerous to back out of a parking space than to back into one. https://t.co/FOzbyJsm4A— David Blackmon's Energy Absurdity (@EnergyAbsurdity) October 2, 2023
Doing a favor for our future self - what’s better than that?!?! 😆 https://t.co/Ali7DIonjN— BC (@fireboardinem) October 2, 2023
It's apparently a mystical experience.
The satisfaction of simply driving out of the parking spot straight away is a feeling I don’t think I can fully describe.— Adam Jeffs (@AdamJeffs4) October 2, 2023
It’s just the right thing to do. https://t.co/Zo6KtkS1Yk
ITS LOOKS SOOO MUCH BETTER if you back into a parking space than pulling in like a pleb just saying https://t.co/84QSS2bJDn— TheAmericanPatriot (@MuricanPatr1ot) October 2, 2023
Once you experience how satisfying it is to drive straight out of a parking space with ease, u will know 😎 https://t.co/kouvPuZ5h3— Jack Torrance (not attractive) (@ProfittKalin) October 2, 2023
Maybe it's for the ladies?
Because we love it when they do it. 😍 https://t.co/LTH5YRDffa— Natalie Jean Beisner (@NJBeisner) October 2, 2023
They like showing us they can park better than all of us at the grocery store. https://t.co/9yzLuLf6S2— helen (@helen_xx2) October 2, 2023
Because you ladies love watching us do it https://t.co/XrkMUTEevw— The Governor (@Gov_Megatron) October 2, 2023
To prove their superior driving skills. It's super annoying— Megan Fox (@MeganFoxWriter) October 2, 2023
You just never know what could happen!
Because you never know WHEN the Nephilim will come out of their caves and try to destroy mankind.— Raven (@David_Lee_Corbo) October 2, 2023
Gotta be ready to roll at a moments notice. https://t.co/SyYwAUDJU5
To get out quickly in case of an emergency— ZUBY: (@ZubyMusic) October 2, 2023
You never know when Al Qaeda is going to show up in your small town parking garage. Best tactical position for quick escape.— Lauren Southern (@Lauren_Southern) October 2, 2023
The simpliest reason is usually the correct one though.
Because we can. https://t.co/TkcS7bQWo5— Richard Strocher (@RichardStrocher) October 2, 2023
Mystery solved? The jury is still out. But it does appear to be a pretty solid truth among men.
Keep asking the tough questions ladies!
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