https://twitchy.com/politics/feedTwitchy: Hilarious Political Commentary &amp; Current Eventsen-usMon, 09 Nov 2026 11:08:05 -0500<![CDATA[In a rare moment of Weekend Update comedy that actually punches left, Colin Jost took aim at Michigan’s newly elected first Muslim senator, Abdul El-Sayed, and his reported interest in ousting Chuck Schumer as Democrat leader.]]>Mon, 09 Nov 2026 10:45:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/09/snl-makes-joke-about-el-sayed-n2434227<![CDATA[The Democrats will gain control of the House and Senate on January 3, and there's already some jostling going on for leadership roles. As you know, the ever-expanding socialist/DSA wing of the party is looking to replace Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer, and when it comes to the next Senate majority leader, Politico is reporting that Abrego Garcia's margarita drinkin' buddy, Chris Van Hollen, might throw his sombrero into the ring.&nbsp;]]>Mon, 09 Nov 2026 10:30:30 -0500<![CDATA[Doug P.]]>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/09/this-guy-would-perfectly-represent-democrat-priorities-as-senate-majority-leader-n2434242<![CDATA[Dave Chappelle spent the weekend at Madison Square Garden reminding everyone that some people still think political assassinations are hilarious, as long as the victim is on the wrong side.&nbsp;]]>Mon, 09 Nov 2026 10:20:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/09/charlie-kirk-defended-dave-chapelle-after-he-was-attacked-n2434226<![CDATA[The "big tent" that Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries liked to brag about creating for the Democrats might be about to collapse right on top of them.&nbsp;]]>Mon, 09 Nov 2026 09:35:10 -0500<![CDATA[Doug P.]]>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/09/uh-oh-signs-the-left-is-turning-on-schumer-and-jeffries-escalated-over-the-weekend-n2434240<![CDATA[Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan finally figured out that laughing about digging up Charlie Kirk and “doing it again” might not be the brand-building exercise they thought it was — so naturally they responded by admitting their apology was only for their own egos, then launching into a frantic, profanity-soaked meltdown about “universal human rights.”&nbsp;]]>Mon, 09 Nov 2026 09:20:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/09/welch-freaking-out-as-more-and-more-sponsors-bail-n2434234<![CDATA[Leftist podcaster Scott Galloway made headlines after calling for the execution of Elon Musk, whom he calls a ‘traitor of the West.’ The guy has some serious issues. He recently told a crowd he sold his Tesla because he was disgusted with Musk. But there’s more. He claims that before selling his Musk-made car, he climbed inside and dropped 'trou' before dropping something foul.]]>Mon, 09 Nov 2026 04:40:00 -0500<![CDATA[Warren Squire]]>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/09/scott-galloway-pooped-in-front-seat-of-his-tesla-before-selling-it-n2434232<![CDATA[Tiny Democrat Robert Garcia has some potentially big plans for multibillionaire Elon Musk. Garcia says Democrats want to grill Musk about DOGE. Democrats who ran on lowering gas prices have now shifted gears to investigating Republicans, including Musk. This was their main goal all along, not helping Americans.]]>Mon, 09 Nov 2026 03:55:00 -0500<![CDATA[Warren Squire]]>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/09/elon-musk-blue-wave-elon-musk-subpoenas-are-coming-n2434231<![CDATA[Democrats have dropped their ‘affordability’ mask now that the midterm elections are over. Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren and the rest of her party are now screaming about all the investigations they are going to open. We’re assuming that means President Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and more. Their exact crimes? Well, they’ll get back to us on that, but for now they’re going after ‘cheaters.’ Pumpkin-eaters are apparently getting a pass. Anyway, Warren’s hoping her ‘serious investigations’ score her some fresh scalps.]]>Mon, 09 Nov 2026 03:15:00 -0500<![CDATA[Warren Squire]]>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/09/elizabeth-arren-says-if-youve-been-cheating-americans-get-ready-for-serious-investigations-n2434228<![CDATA[President Donald Trump sat down with Doug Douthat of 60 Minutes on Sunday night. Trump discussed artificial intelligence, deportations, his Cabinet, the GOP’s midterm losses, and more. Those are all things one would expect Trump to be questioned about. But Douthat posed one many weren't expecting — under what circumstances would Trump forgive his many enemies?]]>Mon, 09 Nov 2026 02:15:00 -0500<![CDATA[Warren Squire]]>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/09/trump-asked-if-he-can-forgive-his-enemies-douthat-60-minutes-n2434233<![CDATA[Voters made it clear 'it's the economy, stupid' during the midterms and apparently the gas pumps were listening.&nbsp;]]>Sun, 08 Nov 2026 16:20:59 -0500<![CDATA[Just Mindy]]>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/11/08/gas-prices-are-dropping-n2434230<![CDATA["Republicans could lose even more Senate seats in 2028 if the GOP doesn't get its act together," tweets Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R).]]>Sun, 08 Nov 2026 15:16:00 -0500<![CDATA[Jacob B.]]>https://twitchy.com/jacobb/2026/11/08/gov-ron-desantis-warns-of-more-gop-senate-losses-n2434229<![CDATA[Hakeem Jeffries is learning the hard way that the Democratic Socialists of America are not interested in a big tent.&nbsp;]]>Sun, 08 Nov 2026 14:45:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/08/ok-this-is-gonna-be-fun-hakeem-jeffries-lashes-out-at-racist-dsa-for-cheering-against-him-n2434223<![CDATA[In a fiery X post that quickly racked up thousands of likes and shares, data analyst and election integrity watcher DataRepublican zeroed in on the messy Alaska Senate race to argue that ranked-choice voting has finally been exposed as the power play critics always suspected it was.⁠]]>Sun, 08 Nov 2026 14:15:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/08/mary-peltola-datarepublican-n2434218<![CDATA["After the midterm elections, the Democrats are moving in for the kill," tweets Jonathan Turley. "Democrats believe they may now have enough states to sign on to a compact to effectively nullify the Electoral College..."]]>Sun, 08 Nov 2026 14:03:00 -0500<![CDATA[Jacob B.]]>https://twitchy.com/jacobb/2026/11/08/dems-going-after-electoral-college-soon-jonathan-turley-suggests-n2434224<![CDATA[Gosh, golly, gee ... sounds like our pals in the Democrat Party are already having issues with the Democrat Socialists of America. Huh, who could have seen that coming?]]>Sun, 08 Nov 2026 11:50:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/08/letitia-james-dsa-n2434213<![CDATA[Dana Bash sat across from Attorney General Todd Blanche on CNN Sunday morning fully prepared to deliver the usual scripted hit job: paint the DOJ as a Trump-directed weapon aimed solely at the president’s enemies, and treat the AG like a failure who has nothing to show for nearly two years in the job.&nbsp;]]>Sun, 08 Nov 2026 11:20:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/08/dana-bash-blanche-n2434222<![CDATA[While the Left is busy having a full-scale meltdown over Stephen Miller’s elevation to White House chief of staff — complete with Hakeem Jeffries calling him a “dangerous xenophobe” who should be “eradicated like a malignant tumor,” Chuck Schumer vowing to fight him at every turn, and assorted Democrats and media figures reaching for the usual “blood on his hands” and “hatemonger” talking points — clips of Miller methodically dismantling mainstream media narratives are resurfacing all over social media.&nbsp;]]>Sun, 08 Nov 2026 10:10:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/08/miller-acosta-n2434219<![CDATA[Dave Chappelle stood on a Madison Square Garden stage last night, mid-routine on his Karmageddon tour, and decided the moment was right to confess that life has felt a little lighter ever since Charlie Kirk was assassinated in Utah.&nbsp;]]>Sun, 08 Nov 2026 09:15:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/08/dave-chapelle-says-he-feels-better-since-kirk-was-assassinated-n2434220<![CDATA[The resignation letter had barely left her desk when the usual pack of online hyenas (no offense to any hyenas who may be reading this) started circling, their keyboards already sticky with the same cheap bile they’d been spitting since Harmeet K. Dhillon took office.]]>Sun, 08 Nov 2026 08:50:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/08/harmeet-k-dhillon-takes-on-horde-of-nasty-frothy-mouthed-la-hoo-za-hers-annnd-were-here-for-it-n2434217<![CDATA[Democrat Hakeem Jeffries appeared on Al Sharpton’s MS NOW show on Saturday. Democrats won the House and Senate last week by pushing lies about lowering grocery and gas prices. Jeffries repeated that nonsense during the program. But he emphasized going after President Donald Trump and his allies.]]>Sun, 08 Nov 2026 05:25:30 -0500<![CDATA[Warren Squire]]>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/08/hakeem-jeffries-lies-democrats-are-putting-americans-first-affordability-lower-cost-al-sharpton-n2434211