<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>Twitchy</title><link>https://twitchy.com/politics/feed</link><description>Twitchy: Hilarious Political Commentary &amp;amp; Current Events</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2026 09:21:45 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>WOOF! Fairfax Co. Exec Pulls ‘Do You Know Who I Am?’ on Cop During Stop—Gets Hard Pass Instead (VID)</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Fairfax County Executive Bryan Hill apparently believes the Commonwealth of Virginia’s license-plate laws come with an asterisk for Very Important County Officials who get annoyed when a cop fails to recognize their exalted status on sight.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2026 08:50:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Sam J.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2026/139/659ec910-b5b7-4d10-9640-2263eb1d80eb.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/10/20/fairfax-dem-pulls-the-dont-you-know-who-i-am-card-when-pulled-over-and-weve-got-it-recorded-n2433499</link></item><item><title>Panic in Munchkinland: El-Sayed Reportedly Fires Staffer Who Dropped a HUGE Funding Bombshell</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[You have to hand it to James O'Keefe and his band of merry undercover reporters. It seems like no one can resist spilling the beans to them — not even a campaign staffer whom they had previously caught on tape working for another candidate.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2026 07:50:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2026/236/86cc5219-038b-4185-ac77-3032948584ae.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/10/20/panic-in-munchkinland-el-sayed-reportedly-fires-staffer-who-dropped-a-huge-funding-bombshell-n2433498</link></item><item><title>Vivek's OH October Surprise: Acton’s Mom Calls Her a Liar Unfit to Govern — ‘She Needs Help' (WATCH)</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Amy Acton is running for Governor of Ohio as a Democrat. Her competition is Vivek and honestly, she looks really good in the latest polls. That is bad for Republicans.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2026 07:30:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Just Mindy]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2026/250/ac9095c8-f69f-405e-9e6d-6356e1929ab9.jpeg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/10/20/amy-acton-mom-films-ad-against-her-n2433505</link></item><item><title>Steelers in Paris: Local Concern Grows As the City of Light Continues to Burn</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Concern is growing in Pittsburgh as the hometown Steelers are set to face the New Orleans Saints in Paris this Sunday. It will be the first time that the City of Light has hosted an NFL game. The problem for many in Pittsburgh is that the illumination in the city is from buildings being burned by thousands of rioters terrorizing the French capital.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2026 07:00:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Eric V.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/201/6bc1cf57-1c3b-4376-a73b-0e008de357cd.png" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/eric-v/2026/10/20/steelers-in-paris-local-concern-grows-as-the-city-of-lights-continues-to-burn-n2433497</link></item><item><title>Retribution Rundown: Dem Robert Garcia Lays Out Party’s ‘Get Trump’ Agenda If They Take the Midterms</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Democrats are already letting their imaginations soar over what they plan to do to President Donald Trump and those around him if they get voted back into power in November. Democrat Robert Garcia of California recently shared his exhausting wishlist with leftist podcaster Jennifer Welch.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2026 03:40:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Warren Squire]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2025/112/03848058-192e-43de-a819-138918376894.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/10/20/dem-robert-garcia-pledges-retribution-if-party-regains-control-jennifer-welch-podcast-n2433492</link></item><item><title>Get a Look at the 'Researchers' Leaving the US Because of Trump’s Politicization of Science </title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Last year, there was a small blip in the media when three distinguished Yale professors — a philosophy professor and a "power couple" of history professors — left the country to take teaching jobs in Canada. We can't really say we've felt the loss of an Ivy League philosophy professor to the University of Toronto. Jason Stanley told The Nation last year that "a coup is happening in the United States," President Donald Trump is a fascist, and "America is living in an authoritarian state."]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 22:00:59 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2026/292/0eb2fb1d-fe08-4ef5-be6b-c5b92ee00476-650x0.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/10/19/get-a-look-at-the-researchers-leaving-the-us-because-of-trumps-politicization-of-science-n2433477</link></item><item><title>Rep. Mark Pocan Says ‘We’ Banned Overdraft Fees but Trump Brought Them Back</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[We're assuming that when Rep. Mark Pocan (He/Him/His) claims that "we" banned overdraft fees, he's talking about Congressional Democrats. He's also claiming that President Donald Trump somehow brought them back. That would be a pretty good trick by Trump if legislation actually banning overdraft fees had ever passed. According to Grok and a proposed Community Note, overdraft fees were never "banned" under the Biden administration. It was a Consumer Financial Protection Bureau rule capping fees that never went into effect.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 21:00:38 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/293/dd6de20f-33d4-47c4-bcac-8626b7efd377.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/10/19/rep-mark-pocan-says-we-banned-overdraft-fees-but-trump-brought-them-back-n2433481</link></item><item><title>Empty Barrels, Full Pockets: Comer Says Ilhan Omar and Her Man Sold Winery Investors Nothing but Air</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[James Comer has a little factoid to share about Ilhan Omar and her man's winery.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 20:40:41 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Just Mindy]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2019/106/e9608f14-d7a5-453a-89de-f64c43347f10.png" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/10/19/ilhan-omar-winery-sold-empty-barrels-comer-n2433490</link></item><item><title>Perpetually Furious Judge Ana Reyes Triggered by Trump’s Post Calling Her a Crazed Lunatic</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[This editor has published a few posts on Golf Course Derangement Syndrome stemming from the removal of hundreds of dead and diseased trees from a municipal golf course in Washington, D.C. FactPost, an official DNC rapid response account run by the folks who used to run KamalaHQ, informed us this summer that the administration was "planning to cut down DC's oldest cherry tree to make way for a new Trump golf course." It's not a new golf course — it's a municipal golf course that's been there for over 100 years.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 20:30:14 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2026/292/d51b593d-561d-44e6-aa00-f149a98a6d35-650x0.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/10/19/perpetually-furious-judge-ana-reyes-triggered-by-truth-social-post-n2433483</link></item><item><title>After Threatening Young Trump Staffers, Slotkin Says She's Being Attacked Because She’s a Girl</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Maybe it's because you're a woman or MAYBE it's because you are threatening to use the full weight of the government specifically against young conservatives just getting started in their careers who might want to work for the Trump Administration for future opportunities.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 20:00:42 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Just Mindy]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2025/63/e1b230a3-7107-4551-af08-47c642bbd2b0.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/10/19/elissa-slotkin-im-being-attacked-because-im-a-woman-n2433496</link></item><item><title>Girl, Bye: Amanpour Signs Off, Leaving CNN Without Its Top Expert on Why Israel Is Always Wrong </title><description>&lt;![CDATA[CNN 'legend' and DNC Mouthpiece Christiane Amanpour is leaving after decades.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 19:30:33 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Just Mindy]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2024/116/8bf2a3cd-2c1e-4ad7-ac78-6ca9267554a5.png" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/10/19/cnn-amanpour-leaving-cnn-n2433479</link></item><item><title>Meat-Loving James Talarico Stops by Halal Barbecue Restaurant</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Back in March, a 2022 video went viral showing Texas Senate candidate James Talarico (still wearing a COVID mask) telling an audience it was “existential” to reduce meat consumption to fight climate change, and pledging that his campaign was buying only vegan products from local vegan businesses. That's not something you say when you're trying to be elected to represent the state that produces the most beef in the nation. A day later, a spokesperson for the Talarico campaign posted the campaign's official response to the "vegan accusations" — a photo of Talarico tearing into some barbecue.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 17:30:24 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2026/150/94e8eb88-ac68-412f-969a-8c5e1c559fd6.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/10/19/meat-loving-james-talarico-stops-by-halal-barbecue-restaurant-n2433495</link></item><item><title>Peggy Flanagan Tells MS NOW That the Trump Administration Is the Most Corrupt We've Ever Seen</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[We can't believe we're saying this, but we agree with Minnesota Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan when she tells MS NOW that "the grift absolutely has to stop." What? She wasn't talking about the estimated $9 billion of fraud that took place under her and Gov. Tim Walz's administration? Feeding Our Future? The Quality Learing Center? The grift in Minnesota absolutely does have to stop, but as lieutenant governor, she did nothing to stop it, and her boss even dropped his bid for reelection over the scandals. Now, she's running for the U.S. Senate and calling the Trump administration the most corrupt we've ever seen.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 17:00:38 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2026/285/d2ae148e-4668-4405-973e-27d9981a3f5b.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/10/19/peggy-flanagan-tells-ms-now-that-the-trump-administration-is-the-most-corrupt-weve-ever-seen-n2433491</link></item><item><title>Desperate for Clout on Elon's Platform, Two Broads Are Dragging Each Other — The Receipts Are Brutal</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[In a battle of wacky women desperate for attention on X, Angela Belacamino and Ashley St. Clair are in a tight race. Apparently, the two are in a bit of a squabble and you don't want to get in the middle of that fight.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 16:10:17 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Just Mindy]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2025/14/c59c1396-5b09-4ee1-b3b1-f844e76d54d5.PNG" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/10/19/ashley-st-clair-angela-belcamino-back-and-forth-n2433476</link></item><item><title>James Woods Sums Up Gavin Newsom and His Call for a 'Blue Tsunami' With One Glorious (NSFW) Word</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[If Gavin Newsom weren't such a sleazy, greasy, lying used-car salesman, we'd almost feel sorry for him. Until quite recently, he was a legacy media darling and should have been the frontrunner to become the next Democrat presidential nominee.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 16:00:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2017/281/5a67b87d-eb74-4a06-a6f4-a7ecdb2db29b.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/10/19/james-woods-sums-up-gavin-newsom-and-his-call-for-a-blue-tsunami-with-one-glorious-nsfw-word-n2433465</link></item><item><title>The New Orleans Saints Announce on Twitter/X That They Are Going to Paris, Hilarity Ensues</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Regular readers know&amp;nbsp;that ‘Paristine’ (Paris) and other parts of France are currently under siege by foreign Islamofascist rioters totally peaceful student protesters who just want a better education and cheaper gas. In the midst of all this chaos, the New Orleans Saints have an announcement to make:]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 15:50:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Aaron Walker]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2018/308/49cde623-9117-492e-812f-394fba9b43b0.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/aaronwalker/2026/10/19/new-orleans-saints-announce-on-twitterx-that-they-are-going-to-paris-hilarity-ensues-n2433472</link></item><item><title>Whiny Lefty Wants to Know WHY Media Isn't Asking Mike Rogers About Connections to the KKK and HOOBOY</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[For the longest time, we have avoided writing about this account because if we're being honest, it just feels ... off. We see so many fake, troll, and bot accounts on X and typically we do not write about them UNLESS something they've posted has gone viral for being really awesome or really stupid.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 15:40:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Sam J.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2025/272/d33695a4-7213-4ddd-a3a7-795a92b4479c.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/10/19/covie-why-dont-they-ask-rogers-about-the-kkk-n2433454</link></item><item><title>Ro Khanna Tries Cleaning Up His Backfired Praise for Rioters in France (and THAT Is Backfiring Too)</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[As we told you earlier, Democrat Rep. Ro Khanna heaped praise upon the communists who are rioting in France, all while the Left tries to pretend it's all about demands for educational reform and wealth inequality.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 15:10:45 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Doug P.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/249/f38eb553-d9fa-40b3-a62c-421baf96843e.JPG" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/10/19/ro-khanna-tries-cleaning-up-his-backfired-praise-for-rioters-in-france-and-that-is-backfiring-too-n2433474</link></item><item><title>SCOTUS to Decide Whether Your Kitchen Still Is a Felony or Just Peak Americana</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[The Supreme Court will take up a case about at home distilleries.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 15:00:17 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Just Mindy]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/194/9423e690-791b-45d3-88fd-37da43667a34.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/10/19/supreme-court-moonshine-at-home-distilling-n2433475</link></item><item><title>'You're NO JFK': Mehdi Hasan FACE-PLANTS Bigly White Knighting for El-Sayed Against Ari Fleischer</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Abdul El-Sayed is working overtime to try and pretend to be something he's not instead of what we all know he is. We suppose if we were a lying, stinking, fake of an Islamist, America-hating communist running for office.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 14:50:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Sam J.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2026/243/ec81ce30-7c56-407a-99f7-98c1093766af.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/10/19/ari-fleischer-mehdi-hasan-n2433458</link></item></channel></rss>