https://twitchy.com/culture/feedTwitchy: Hilarious Political Commentary &amp; Current Eventsen-usFri, 06 Nov 2026 21:21:57 -0500<![CDATA[Leftists are better people than us. Just ask them. Their hatred for the Right is because they are compassionate, caring and want a better world.]]>Thu, 05 Nov 2026 12:01:54 -0500<![CDATA[Gordon K.]]>https://twitchy.com/gordon-k/2026/11/05/poetic-justice-poet-who-slapped-tpusa-student-arrested-n2434126<![CDATA[Food manufacturers are always looking for new, often wacky, and unwise ideas to draw consumers to existing brands. Most of these fail miserably. Remember Crystal Pepsi? Best to forget that one; it was clearly a bad idea. Still, test kitchens and marketing departments need something to keep them busy. Right?]]>Tue, 03 Nov 2026 03:45:00 -0500<![CDATA[Warren Squire]]>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/03/kraft-cinnamon-roll-mac-and-cheese-n2434034<![CDATA[Elijah Wood has apparently decided that playing a hobbit who carried a cursed ring for three movies qualifies him to scold a sitting congresswoman for making a political decision he doesn’t like. The actor best known for starring longingly at Mount Doom decided to publicly shame Haley Stevens with the kind of disappointed head-shake usually reserved for a dog that peed on the rug.&nbsp;]]>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 15:15:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/02/frodo-can-suck-it-elijah-wood-shaming-haley-stevens-blows-up-in-his-creepy-little-hobbit-face-n2434010<![CDATA[The weekend is over, and it's time to battle our way through a truly scary day: Monday.]]>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 06:00:00 -0500<![CDATA[FuzzyChimp]]>https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/11/02/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2433793<![CDATA[Model Heidi Klum celebrated the 25th anniversary of her Hollywood Halloween party in a gripping costume — she came as a giant walking severed hand. This is an extreme extremity. Apparently, Klum's a hand model in a big way. We'll try to keep the hand puns to a minimum; we pinky swear.]]>Sun, 01 Nov 2026 04:10:26 -0500<![CDATA[Warren Squire]]>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/01/heidi-klum-giant-severed-hand-halloween-costume-n2433976<![CDATA[Something looney is happening in America’s hat (aka Canada). The craziness is emanating from a public access channel in Saskatoon. A viral video from a local show features a woman in shimmering purple with a drawn-on mustache discussing neurodivergence.]]>Sat, 31 Oct 2026 03:10:00 -0400<![CDATA[Warren Squire]]>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/10/31/canadian-public-access-tv-show-woman-with-painted-on-mustache-n2433941<![CDATA[Yesterday, a bunch of anti-ICE and police-hating ne'er-do-wells thought it would be a good idea to try and get more people on their side by infuriating drivers trying to cross the Brooklyn Bridge.&nbsp;]]>Thu, 29 Oct 2026 09:40:47 -0400<![CDATA[Doug P.]]>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/10/29/angry-drivers-vs-anti-ice-lefties-blocking-the-brooklyn-bridge-oh-the-irony-in-this-video-n2433881<![CDATA[As October winds down, we're entering a scary time full of frights, terrors, and horrors. A day that will haunt you over and over and play on your greatest fears.]]>Mon, 26 Oct 2026 06:00:00 -0400<![CDATA[FuzzyChimp]]>https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/10/26/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2433718<![CDATA[Someone in the U.K. decided something big was needed to raise awareness of dwarfism. Fearing the little people among us would be overshadowed, they gave the green light to bathe Wales' Cardiff Castle in an emerald glow for Dwarfism Awareness Day. The Cardiff Council posted a pic of the event on social media.]]>Mon, 26 Oct 2026 02:25:00 -0400<![CDATA[Warren Squire]]>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/10/26/cardiff-castle-will-light-up-green-to-mark-dwarfism-awareness-day-n2433727<![CDATA[It seemed too good to be true. On Friday night, a video circulated on X featuring a newborn child with a full mustache. Many assumed the kid with the hairy lip was born in Ecuador since the account claimed to be a news site based in the South American country. The site’s Spanish name translates to Ecuador Up to Date 365. It turns out the video is fake, but that didn’t stop many from laughing at the AI-enhanced babe’s expense.]]>Sat, 24 Oct 2026 02:05:00 -0400<![CDATA[Warren Squire]]>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/10/24/baby-born-with-full-mustache-n2433675<![CDATA[Most of the news coming out of Western Europe this week has been pretty miserable (and a huge warning sign for the United States with the midterms coming up very soon).&nbsp;]]>Fri, 23 Oct 2026 16:00:00 -0400<![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/10/23/forza-italiani-parish-priest-speaks-for-all-of-us-with-a-special-blessing-for-rioters-in-milan-n2433655<![CDATA[In the U.S., Democrats like Rep. Ro Khanna have claimed that the "fiery but mostly peaceful protests" in France are because "students and teachers are asking for safe schools, enough teachers and smaller classes."]]>Fri, 23 Oct 2026 14:48:18 -0400<![CDATA[Doug P.]]>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/10/23/the-louvre-will-be-exceptionally-closed-tomorrow-and-everybody-has-questions-n2433665<![CDATA[OK, we're as tired as anybody of seeing people post photos of President Donald Trump at a podium next to photos of Adolf Hitler at a podium. We're old enough to remember back to 2021, when Alyssa Milano was a player on Twitter and had a fit that the stage at CPAC 2021 in Orlando was based on a rune adopted by the Nazis.&nbsp;]]>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 16:00:12 -0400<![CDATA[Brett T.]]>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/10/22/did-the-atlanta-falcons-nazi-what-their-new-profile-picture-looks-like-n2433622<![CDATA[Before we get into the public service announcement airing in Ireland which is supported by the government, here's a brief crime update about assaults and sexual offenses in that country:&nbsp;]]>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 15:43:50 -0400<![CDATA[Doug P.]]>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/10/21/how-is-this-real-irish-govt-has-a-warning-for-grandparents-who-want-to-hug-their-grandkids-n2433577<![CDATA[We have an update on the "migrant caravan" we talked about three weeks ago that's still headed north toward the southern border of the United States. Apparently they still haven't been informed that Biden, Harris and Mayorkas aren't still in office and waving anybody and everybody into the U.S. with zero scrutiny.&nbsp;]]>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 14:37:32 -0400<![CDATA[Doug P.]]>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/10/21/whats-migrant-caravan-likely-to-see-when-reaching-the-us-border-place-your-bets-n2433567<![CDATA[Do you want to know how a much-beloved celebrity can suddenly become an 'old white Boomer'? It's easy, unleash the wokescolds with a bit of chum. Take this 'Variety' article for example.]]>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 02:00:00 -0400<![CDATA[Gordon K.]]>https://twitchy.com/gordon-k/2026/10/21/dana-carvey-shane-gillis-variety-n2433508<![CDATA[Concern is growing in Pittsburgh as the hometown Steelers are set to face the New Orleans Saints in Paris this Sunday. It will be the first time that the City of Light has hosted an NFL game. The problem for many in Pittsburgh is that the illumination in the city is from buildings being burned by thousands of rioters terrorizing the French capital.]]>Tue, 20 Oct 2026 07:00:00 -0400<![CDATA[Eric V.]]>https://twitchy.com/eric-v/2026/10/20/steelers-in-paris-local-concern-grows-as-the-city-of-lights-continues-to-burn-n2433497<![CDATA[As Twitchy has reported, Rep. Ayanna Pressley and The Squad have made lynchings a thing again, with members of Congress signing onto a letter urging the federal government "to address these widespread modern-day lynchings and put a stop to this racial terror." Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez clarified that "widespread" meant 10 but did not clarify that they'd all been investigated and nine were determined suicides, while three black men were arrested in connection with the tenth, accused of staging the lynching to cover for a drug dispute that went bad.]]>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 19:00:00 -0400<![CDATA[Brett T.]]>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/10/19/naacp-gets-involved-in-painful-halloween-display-n2433488<![CDATA[In the U.S., Democrats like Rep. Ro Khanna are saying that the "protests" in France are only happening because students want safe schools, smaller classrooms and an end to wealth inequality (that effort backfired hard on the California Democrat). Khanna's not going to do his part to solve the "wealth inequality" problem because so far he's keeping every penny of his $250 million net worth, while telling other lies in the process.&nbsp;]]>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 16:20:21 -0400<![CDATA[Doug P.]]>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/10/19/fiery-but-mostly-peaceful-rioter-in-france-accidentally-igniting-his-own-pants-takes-x-by-storm-n2433485<![CDATA[Well, we have some bad news for you. It's Monday again. We also have some good news. It's only going to last a day.]]>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 06:00:00 -0400<![CDATA[FuzzyChimp]]>https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/10/19/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2433281