How many people can say that they’re SO rich, they need their own personalized ATM in their kitchen? Look no further than Brooklyn Nets guard DeShawn Stevenson!

To go along with the 31-year-old’s ATM and his $2.5 million salary, he also has an NBA championship ring and an Abe Lincoln tattoo on his neck.

We know what you’re thinking. Must be rough, right?

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