Today's funny tweets from funny people (March 9th, 2012)

WARNING: These tweets are hilarious, but do contain some very naughty language.

https://twitter.com/#!/Molly_Kats/status/178212355270914048

https://twitter.com/#!/clarkekant/status/178210836454703104

https://twitter.com/#!/VerifiedDrunk/status/178187663331950594

https://twitter.com/#!/DamienFahey/status/178194790670794752

https://twitter.com/#!/FilthyRichmond/status/178127927253286912

https://twitter.com/#!/buck4itt/status/178209078823223296

https://twitter.com/#!/juliussharpe/status/178187826914013186

https://twitter.com/#!/sluttygrlprobs/status/178187810090663936

https://twitter.com/#!/SteveCareII/status/178199180567785472