With renewed buzz about the United States buying (not invading) Greenland, Secretary of State Marco Rubio has been given another title — governor of Greenland. This comes directly on the heels of his being appointed as the next president of Venezuela.
CBS News actually showed a sense of humor with a piece on all of the AI memes of Rubio going around X, dubbing him "the ultimate Florida man."
Marco Rubio has become one of the most influential figures in U.S. foreign policy and President Trump's point man on Venezuela. That's in addition to his roles as Secretary of State, interim National Security Advisor, acting National Archivist and USAID chief. Rubio's portfolio… pic.twitter.com/MglY7s4Zqw
— CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil (@CBSEveningNews) January 7, 2026
"… has led to a series of AI memes that are taking the internet by storm."
BEING MARCO: Rubio is Trump's go-to 'Acting Secretary'. Here's Marco finding out he's got to run Venezuela, Iran, Canada, Minnesota, Hilton, and Greenland... What am I missing? 🤣 pic.twitter.com/iyRskXRde9
— @amuse (@amuse) January 6, 2026
Interim Ayatollah and President of Venezuela Marco Rubio take questions from reporters.
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) January 6, 2026
In Greenland. pic.twitter.com/HbwPT2p8CH
Marco Rubio finding out he’s now the starting quarterback for the Green Bay Packer’s opening playoff game against the Chicago Bears this weekend pic.twitter.com/kKN5AGv7vL
— Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan) January 6, 2026
Marco Rubio finding out he’s the new offensive coordinator for the Detroit Lions. pic.twitter.com/DYW41j8v78
— John James (@JohnJamesMI) January 7, 2026
Marco Rubio learning he’s being put in command of the Bajor Sector. pic.twitter.com/kBcq3sDtTM
— Robert Bork III (@BobbyBorkIII) January 6, 2026
The year is 40,999
— Dr. Alexander S. Burns (@KKriegeBlog) January 7, 2026
Marco Rubio conjointly holds the titles of:
Master of the Adeptus Administratum
Ecclesiarch of the Adeptus Ministorum
Representative of the Inquisition
Grand Provost Marshal of the Adeptus Arbites pic.twitter.com/6DmxRxpTv9
Marco Rubio realizing that he ALSO now may have to become the Governor of Greenland 🇬🇱
— MAGA Kitty (@SaveUSAKitty) January 6, 2026
😆😆 pic.twitter.com/bmr8gRzfQ5
Marco Rubio realizing he has to rule the Imperium of Man from his Golden Throne pic.twitter.com/ELpyaCpjmb
— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) January 7, 2026
Marco Rubio realizing he’s gonna be President. pic.twitter.com/GZS1cM4fTC
— Don Keith (@RealDonKeith) January 6, 2026
Or, hopefully, vice president. He deserves the highest of all high honors, and we don't mean being the Michelin Man.
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