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President Trump Announces a Ceasefire Between Iran and Israel

Carlos Barria/Pool via AP

While Democrats in Congress were waiting for the blowback from the bombing of Iran's nuclear sites, which they certainly would have opposed and leaked to the media, President Donald Trump was announcing a ceasefire on Truth Social.

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In case that gets cut off, Trump's post reads:

CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE! It has been fully agreed by and between Israel and Iran that there will be a Complete and Total CEASEFIRE (in approximately 6 hours from now, when Israel and Iran have wound down and completed their in progress, final missions!), for 12 hours, at which point the War will be considered, ENDED! Officially, Iran will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 12th Hour, Israel will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 24th Hour, an Official END to THE 12 DAY WAR will be saluted by the World. During each CEASEFIRE, the other side will remain PEACEFUL and RESPECTFUL. On the assumption that everything works as it should, which it will, I would like to congratulate both Countries, Israel and Iran, on having the Stamina, Courage, and Intelligence to end, what should be called, “THE 12 DAY WAR.” This is a War that could have gone on for years, and destroyed the entire Middle East, but it didn’t, and never will! God bless Israel, God bless Iran, God bless the Middle East, God bless the United States of America, and GOD BLESS THE WORLD!

DONALD J. TRUMP,  

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

It's kind of funny to hear Trump say "God bless Iran" a couple of days after bombing the hell out of it, but we'd say the mission was a complete success.

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They already did.

Somehow, the Democrats will find a way to criticize this, and when they do, we'll be there.

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