We don’t wish ill on Sen. Dick Durbin, but whoever does his social media got the line wrong — he’s supposed to say he’s glad he got vaccinated and boosted because his symptoms will be minor.
This morning, I tested positive for COVID-19. Thankfully, I am fully vaccinated and boosted and only experiencing minor symptoms. I will quarantine consistent with CDC guidelines and follow advice from my doctor while I continue to work remotely.
— Senator Dick Durbin (@SenatorDurbin) March 19, 2023
What does he mean when he says “boosted”? Does that mean he’s had all five or six boosters? (We’ve lost track of how many we’re up to now.)
You guys are still doing this? 😆
— Jenna Ellis 🇺🇸 (@JennaEllisEsq) March 20, 2023
It’s a cold…..
— Graham Allen (@GrahamAllen_1) March 20, 2023
Dude? It’s a cold. You can skip the virtue signal. We’re all over it. 🙄
— Katie Scarlett (@Katiescarlet2) March 20, 2023
Maybe it’s because you weren’t wearing a mask. I’d advise putting one back on.
— Kristina Wong 🇺🇸 (@kristina_wong) March 20, 2023
Somewhere out there is a consultant calculator for Pfizer cash, electability, and “following the CDC guidelines.”
— Ron Bassilian (@Ron4California) March 20, 2023
I’m not vaccinated. I will continue to live my life.
I see the vaccine you pushed on everyone worked.
— Matthew Marsden (@matthewdmarsden) March 20, 2023
"Thankfully, I am fully vaccinated and boosted" AND GOT COVID-19 ANYWAY. LOL.
— Kyle Hunter, FRMetS (@KyleHunter) March 20, 2023
But Fauci told me it works
— Payton Boyd (@iam_pb10) March 20, 2023
Fauci also says you’ll need yearly boosters forever.
You didn’t get enough shots apparently.. maybe another booster Dick. Feel better
— Mike North (@North2North) March 20, 2023
You have a cold. I don’t need to know.
— Lawyer mom (@legallymom2) March 20, 2023
You clowns are still doing this?
— JimmyB 🇺🇸 (@MOTT7) March 20, 2023
Imagine posting this in 2023
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) March 20, 2023
I see you got your word-for-word response cue card.
— Fossilfetcher (@JackEva23100362) March 20, 2023
You should have masked harder.
— Kim v. Newsom, Trophy Wife 🥰❄️😭🦁🦠 (@1kimmar) March 20, 2023
Respectfully, no need to post about your sickness status anymore.
— Susie (@SoCalSister22) March 20, 2023
We hope Durbin makes a speedy recovery in quarantine.
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