The Daily Mirror reports Thursday that the World Cancer Research Fund has updated its dietary guidelines and now says that no amount of alcohol, sausage, or bacon is safe to consume.
No amount of alcohol, sausage or bacon is safe according to cancer expertshttps://t.co/EukmlqlNJF pic.twitter.com/LAv5cbomRR
— Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) May 24, 2018
How about no?
These people are all WRONG https://t.co/tmqLd8KRW5
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) May 24, 2018
False. https://t.co/aQnsrhwGFh
— Blame Big Government (@BlameBigGovt) May 24, 2018
Those experts can go jump off a damn cliff. https://t.co/q4R5kooGbF
— RollTideRoll (@CrimsonTider74) May 24, 2018
Those "experts" are cancer. https://t.co/WvqF1kpYS8
— Þe Political Hat, Professional Kyriarch (@ThePoliticalHat) May 24, 2018
https://twitter.com/MetricButtload/status/999771946383388673
I will continue to live on the edge. https://t.co/RDuOrpyP4F
— BayAreaFrau (@bayareahausfrau) May 24, 2018
So have as much as you want, is what I get out of it. https://t.co/0p2tP2f5MA
— Kevin Raley (@kevin_raley) May 25, 2018
No amount of alcohol, sausage or bacon is enough, according to mehttps://t.co/4sCgB6AbsS
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 24, 2018
https://twitter.com/ctatsumi/status/999723490428141568
They can have my alcohol, sausage and bacon when they pry it out of my cold, drunk, well-fed, happy dead hands. https://t.co/VDDydAvNoL
— Scott Sigler (@scottsigler) May 24, 2018
Well Wisconsin, you had a good run. https://t.co/6L7yoUWzq4
— Dan Shafer (@DanRShafer) May 25, 2018
Nuts to that. I’m going out with a smile on my face https://t.co/40BAG8bL8I
— Garrrrrrry (@GTVegas19) May 24, 2018
Worth shaving a few years off and enjoying natures bounty. https://t.co/hbPY7NzT8U
— Cory Morgan (@CoryBMorgan) May 25, 2018
Spoiler alert: cut all of it out, and you'll still die. https://t.co/0Zw4BzKYPb
— Adam Jay ? (@BullGooseParty) May 24, 2018
Fun fact: 100% of the people who avoid all three of those things end up dead. https://t.co/bpQ19jo36E
— Brad Denny (@BDenny29) May 24, 2018
According to this study, I have been dead for 7 years https://t.co/gI1oDDXDGy
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) May 24, 2018
No amount of cancer can keep these from me. https://t.co/zqolO34iqq
— Frank Cervantes (@Cervantes_FA) May 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/999724640116371456
But without them I will starve. How is that safe? https://t.co/gI1oDDXDGy
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) May 24, 2018
This is true. None of those things are safe around me. So…booze, bacon and sausage, consider yourself warned. https://t.co/vhFB7waK9z
— Ted Perry (@Fox6TedPerry) May 24, 2018
No amount of life is worth living without alcohol, sausage or bacon according to me https://t.co/e9zfvxr319
— J.R. Lind (@jrlind) May 24, 2018
No-one is eating bacon or sausage for its life-prolonging effects. https://t.co/0HYeNxKWVs
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) May 24, 2018
You don't actually live longer, it just seems that way. https://t.co/TMNicYJK8x
— Mrs. Raven Needs Some Quinlan Vos (@CassandraCorvid) May 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/MangyLover/status/999782947992588289
I can't think of a better way for "cancer experts" to ensure that no one ever listens to them again. https://t.co/y0Ma57ufCF
— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) May 24, 2018
I'll take my chances, thanks.
Hold my beer while I turn the bratwurst on the grill. https://t.co/imBI5iSyBk
— Dan J (@RelUnrelated) May 24, 2018
Have a nice Memorial Day barbecue. https://t.co/4C6fV7GxnY
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) May 24, 2018
Better to die on your feet than live on your knees https://t.co/FkAR9CAtKE
— John Noonan (@noonanjo) May 24, 2018
No life is worth living without any risk.
Give me bacon, or give me death. https://t.co/lENId3MZJY
— ?? (@squeakybb) May 24, 2018
"I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots." – Ron White https://t.co/fHrdiys4n6
— Nathan, son of Robert (@NathanWurtzel) May 24, 2018
Life isn't safe. And some people need to get one. https://t.co/0At5b9k5Sg
— Suzanne Evans (@SuzanneEvans1) May 24, 2018
No amount of quoting "cancer experts" making bold pronouncements about particular foods is safe. https://t.co/H2st2yFPKL
— Andrew Bucholtz (@AndrewBucholtz) May 24, 2018
No amount of clickbait media is safe according to cancer experts. https://t.co/tI7sqjiDta
— Jamie Rose ? (@JamieAgathaRose) May 24, 2018
https://twitter.com/TheDeez41/status/999797484326195201
Delete your account https://t.co/XLQuszPcGo
— Joe Healey (@JoeHealey42) May 24, 2018
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— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) June 29, 2017