Joy! Global warming was again the president’s No. 1 priority for several hours on Monday, and not only did the White House release a new report on climate change; the Obama administration also announced that it was developing new educational materials on climate change for public schools, prepping something called PrepareAthon!, and declaring May 23‑27 Extreme Heat Week.

It’s likely many missed the 2 p.m. announcement of Extreme Heat Week as they were at opening day at the baseball stadium watching snow collect on the outfield.

Apparently the nation’s best and brightest have decided that flying the president to Alaska personally to “stare down” a receding glacier wasn’t enough to sell climate change hysteria to the masses. The newest report, “The Impacts of Climate Change on Human Health in the United States: A Scientific Assessment,” therefore links climate change to individual health risks.

That means so much from the head of the agency that released a million gallons of toxic wastewater into the Animas River. Of course she’s still employed.

We understand that John Kerry’s BFF, Leonardo DiCaprio, studied ocean currents extensively in preparation for shooting “Titanic.” At last, something the rest of us can understand.

As always, the White House is the place to go to get the facts, but we’ve highlighted some of the most intriguing findings:

Sorry; that last bullet point isn’t taken from the official White House scientific assessment released today, but rather from Bernie Sanders’ campaign website, where it’s been for quite a while. It fits well, though, doesn’t it?

Don’t like President Obama’s agenda? Just wait a few minutes and it’ll change.