Not only does Rep. Eric Swalwell not back Trump … he also farts on TV, sleeps with Chinese spies, and threatened to nuke American citizens. There are plenty of good reasons to keep your child out of Swalwell’s reach. For his part, Swalwell feels bad for this poor boy who is being raised in a cult family.

Don’t worry about Swalwell … he’s being consoled by his followers with lots and lots of broken heart and crying emoji. He’ll get through it.

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