This all starts with a tweet by Washington Post contributor Tony Romm saying of the Bipartisan Infrastructure Framework, “I can’t believe we’re still saying BIF.”

That tweet somehow caught the eye of White House Deputy Press Secretary Andrew Bates, who dropped in a GIF of President Joe Biden when he didn’t look like a walking cadaver:

What that tweet didn’t need was a caption by Bloomberg News White House reporter Jennifer Epstein:

There’s still time to delete this.

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