In a piece posted on CNN’s website the day after CNN aired a “documentary” on the coronavirus crisis, Stephen Collinson says CNN “requested comment from the former President’s office but has so far not received a response.” Well, Donald Trump has responded, but he didn’t bother with a statement sent to CNN. Instead, he released a statement to all the press calling Dr. Anthony Fauci and Dr. Deborah Birx “two self-promoters trying to reinvent history to cover for their bad instincts and faulty recommendations, which I fortunately almost always overturned.”

“I only kept Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx on because they worked for the U.S. government for so long — they are like a bad habit!”

And now they’re calling the vaccine the “Fauci ouchie.”

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Update:

If you liked that and still can’t get enough of Donald Trump, his and Melania’s official website is up and running:

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