Sen. Rand Paul is famous for his annual Festivus thread in which he participates in the airing of grievances, and when we saw Tuesday that he’d published his 2020 Festivus Report detailing $54 billion in government waste, we knew the thread couldn’t be far behind. He got a head start earlier Wednesday by going on Fox News and ripping Republicans who voted for “a bunch of socialist spending.”

Strap in, because Paul has a lot of problems with you people: